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Topics: Iraq, Pentagon

Wednesday, 12 May 2004

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Coming to an amphitheater near you.

Pentagon officials, in conjunction with Rhino Records, have announced the formation of a new boy band based in Iraq, named "Bad Dad and The Masked Killers."

Bag Dad, the lead singer and only American of the bunch, will perform naked at concerts, while the "Killers" will wear masks at all public appearances.

Their songs include "Naked Iraqi Gang Bang", "Give my Regards to Dateline", and their first single, "Please Stop, This is Humiliating".

"I got the idea while getting beaten," said Masked Killer 4. "I thought, hey, we've got this on video anyway. All we need is a song, and we've got a music video."

To promote record sales, the group will appear in 30 cities nationwide during the We Didn't Find No Weapons of Mass Destruction Tour. To buy tickets, go to www.ticketmaster.com.

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