Written by Double Diamond
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: China, Earthquake

Friday, 16 May 2008

In the aftermath of the Chinese earthquake disaster, the Chinese authorities have announced that they are going to "Slot" the developers responsible for the buildings that collapsed.

However, the execution squads are struggling to find any walls left standing to line them up against.

"It's a 'Catch 22" situation" quoted Chinese government spokesman Ping Pong Po.

"We have no walls, and if we use these developers to build new ones, they may fall down again before we can get them shot. This means we may have to consider other forms of death"

Rumours have surfaced that any convicted developers may be held until the Olympic Games, whereupon they could be utilised in the shooting events as targets.

Make Double Diamond's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.



Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.




Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 5?

2 19 10 25

Go to top