World famous vacuum inventor James Dyson has announced today that he intends to sue the Burmese government over copyright violation for his dual-cyclone vacuum cleaner.
Dyson was said to be infuriated that his patented technology was incorporated into Burmese weather conditions causing a dual cyclone of epic proportions.
"The dual cyclones have swept Burma clean" he said today,"and only I am allowed to do that by law!"
Dyson's lawyers were today flying out to Burma to salvage what they can from the stricken country.
"If they can't pay, we will loot!" said a furious Dyson.
James Dyson has also patented Gravity and hopes to cash in on falling houseprices and shares, dropped law suits and fallen women in the near future.