American news stations, and newspapers, today massively ignored the thousands of people killed in China's massive earthquake, as pretending that the Chinese are monstrously evil mass-murdurers takes precedence over lots of innocent casualties.
Speaking from his toilet in Washington D.C., President George 'Idiot' Bush said this: 'Well, if the Chinese want to make a thing of it, let the Commies win the Uefa Cup!'
British Primate Minister, George W. Brown, added: 'Yes, Mr. President, are your shoes clean enough now?'
But from Beijing, a spokesman for China's disgraceful and totalitarian, revolting, psychopathic regime - Mr. Li - said : 'You clowns think we need your help? We're too busy running the world with the Russians to care what American TV stations do.'
But from her nursery school in downtown Uptown, Presidential no-hoper, Mrs. Hillary Ex-wife-soon-ton, added: 'It was George who started the earthquake! It was, it was!'
And Californian Terminallyboring Governor, Arnold Nazinegger, said: 'Yes, the Chineez eez bad peeple, verree bad. Don't touch my Uzi 9 milleemeeter.'
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