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Tuesday, 13 May 2008

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Jenna's perked up since saying "I do!"

Pacific Ocean - (AC/DC Ass Mess): Paparazzi have spotted newlywed Jenna Bush and her husband honeymooning on a tropical island nudist lesbian beach resort.

The couple are staying in separate beach huts in a low season airmiles vacation complex notorious for tolerating the odd male as long as he is properly chaperoned by day and chained up at night.

Henry Hagar-Bush was last seen wearing a studded leather collar and electronic ankle bracelet.

A remote control Sat Nav-enabled mini-console gives his exact location within a coke line's width of the 24/7 beach bar.

Sources close to his former boss Karl Rove deny Hagar-Bush, 29, was paid $250,000 via a secret Bogota bank account to court, propose to, wed and impregnate Jenna by way of a plea bargain arrangement to throw Special Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald off the scent in the Scooter Libby perjury business.

Mark Foley is 69.

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