Pacific Ocean - (AC/DC Ass Mess): Paparazzi have spotted newlywed Jenna Bush and her husband honeymooning on a tropical island nudist lesbian beach resort.
The couple are staying in separate beach huts in a low season airmiles vacation complex notorious for tolerating the odd male as long as he is properly chaperoned by day and chained up at night.
Henry Hagar-Bush was last seen wearing a studded leather collar and electronic ankle bracelet.
A remote control Sat Nav-enabled mini-console gives his exact location within a coke line's width of the 24/7 beach bar.
Sources close to his former boss Karl Rove deny Hagar-Bush, 29, was paid $250,000 via a secret Bogota bank account to court, propose to, wed and impregnate Jenna by way of a plea bargain arrangement to throw Special Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald off the scent in the Scooter Libby perjury business.
Mark Foley is 69.