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Monday, 12 May 2008

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Darwin's Theory Loses To Obsolescence

Geneva, Switzerland - There is so much talk about the creation of the world as we know it. Some believe in evolution while others believe in Intelligent Design. Finally an agreement was reached by people of all faiths in the world.

Even those believing in evolution had to agree that because the world is becoming overcrowded, running out of resources, millions going without food or water, Global Warming, Global Cooling, Ultraviolet Rays, Holes in the atmosphere, that the world had to be created with pre-planned obsolescence.

Only Intelligent Design could have the world moving in the direction it is going today, not evolution. Since all concluded that we are, in fact, living in an obsolescent world, Intelligent Design is the winner!

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