The people of Norway have spent millions of dollars phoning in to a television show in which the viewers can watch members of the Norwegian Royal Family defecate live on air.
'Royal Flush' is in its third season and consistently tops the ratings for it's time slot. Versions of the show have been syndicated worldwide and a British version has been discussed.
Each week, viewers dial an expensive phone line to select their favorite Royal family member. The votes are collated and the winner is announced mid-week and immediate thereafter the cameras start rolling in the custom built lavatory.
"It's a phenomenon, " said a nice-looking Norwegian woman in a low cut dress with pigtails, "we Scandinavian's are much more open about our bodies. Even the royal bastards."
This week it was the turn of the Queen and she duly obliged with an incredible performance of shitting that some are calling the best 'shit sequence' ever recorded on television.
Apparently she had been eating a spicy kebab the night before. Television bosses had to rearrange their schedules after her marathon shitting went on way longer than expected.