Vatican - (Ass Mess): Subtlety was not the theme of the day on Wednesday as the China Philharmonic Orchestra performed an unprecedented concert at the Vatican featuring Mozart's Requiem Mass for Pope Joe Ratzinger.
The recital had been billed as the clearest sign yet of rapprochement between the fascist tinpot dictatorship and the People's Republic of China.
"We wanted to send clear message to Pontiff," conductor Hu Flung Dung said today.
"Chinese government know that Vatican stitch us up with Dalai Llama business.
"Covert surveillance show Pope send $100 million to Tibetan nutter figurehead, stolen from Chinese Triads in Palermo.
"China take dim sum view of Machiavellian dealings.
"Mozart's Requiem is President Hu Jintao's little joke."