Written by Jesus Budda
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Tuesday, 6 May 2008

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"Hmmm, you'd go lovely with some cabbage and peas"

"Jesus Christ, what the f**k have you done?", were the words on everyone's lips today in the Holy Land - voted by' Religions Weekly magazine' as the holiest site in the world - as the Son of God went ballistic and started throwing large rocks at a paraplegic man.

A large crowd had gathered around the crippled man at the temple gates. It appears that the man was a Samaritan 'sinner' who was not welcome in the area.

Then Jesus appeared with his band of 12 - rather gay - men.

At first the people believed that the so-called 'Christ' was going to stop them by giving a sermon on peace, love and harmony.

He said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone". The crowd felt guilty and backed down. But just as the crippled man was about to offer his praise and thanks, Jesus started laughing hysterically and began flinging anything he could get his hands on at the poor man.

"Cheeky b*****d", is what the cripples mother called the Divine One, "instead of praying for the weak he was preying on the weak".

A spokesman for Jesus said he was "just having a laugh".

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