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Monday, 5 May 2008

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He's too ugly to eat. I want the homos from Vegas back.

Vienna AUSTRIA, (TS) Josef Pretzl, the Austrian man who fathered seven children with his daughter while keeping her locked up in a subterranean dungeon as a sex slave for 24 years, will plead insanity to avoid a prison sentence.

But that's okay because the Austrian Government has just passed a law saying it's okay to kill a person who is insane if they are half as insane as this insane person and do something this rotten.

Federal Assembly or Bundesversammlung Council member, Schnitzel Freudcigar, said, "You gotta be insane to kill somevon in zee first place right? Okay, vell, Dis guy vass uber insane und vee don't need to have sub-humans like dat running around all uber insane and ruinink people's lives. Veddy simple."

Hans Shredguitartzen, lead judge at Austria's Supreme Judicial Court or Oberster Gerichtsh is kind of steamed about all this too. "Vee need to teach insane sex freaks from hell a lesson. Dis sicko should be tied up to a shnitzel tree by his pubic hairs and covered in honey und chocolate. Zen let zee animals of zee Duseldorf Zoo have their way with him. It would make for good Pay Per View in America. American's love diss kint of ting."

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