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Sunday, 4 May 2008

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Marching throught the Fucking village square back in '42

Amstetten - (Ass Mess): Parish records indicate that Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl originally came from Fucking.

Fritzl, 69, apparently left his native village soon after World War II after locals were all branded Nazis.

He then steadfastly defended his politics amid derision from his new Amstetten neighbors that he was just 'a Fucking Nazi.'

Excavations of his incest hellhole dungeon basement this week will determine if he ever managed to link up his cellar to the local World War II concentration camps.

Austrian Ministry of Justice and Third Reich Cover-Ups officials are bracing themselves for bad news, however.

Former Fucking neighbor and Papal rent boy Monsignor Georg Gangswine is 66.

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