Amstetten - (Preposterious Mess): Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's wife has hired lawyers who successfully sued a UK satirical rag that claimed the Yorkshire Ripper's wife "wasn't as dumb as she looks" back in 1990.
Rosemarie Fritlz, 69, said today that the first she knew about it was this week when somebody said "Did you know you have a daughter Mrs F?"
Asked also about an array of Nazi emblems and trophies that adorns her traditional Austrian matrimonial chalet home Mrs Fritzl told reporters:
"This is Austria, not some Godforsaken, Teutonic, navel-gazing, chest-thumping, apologist EU commune farcically known as Germany.
"Everybody does Third Reich chic in home furnishings round here.
"Get over it!"