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Thursday, 1 May 2008

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Amstetten, Austria - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): An omerta style wall of silence has descended on Amstetten CID amid press speculation that the eldest grandchild of incest nutter Joseph Fritzl is herself pregnant.

Regional police chief Reinhard Nosofsky said today: "OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. OMFG. O...."

Meanwhile Austria's Justice Minister denied that Fritzl's home town had recently become twinned with Eldorado in Texas, home of polygamist nutter Warren Jeffs' fetid Yearning For Zion fundamentalist incest slave camp.

Fritzl meanwhile is on 24 hour watch after rogue prison staff attempted to smuggle in a Hollywood movie contract giving exclusive rights to his life story.

"Apparently they already have Silence of the Lambs actor Sir Anthony Hopkins lined up to play Fritzl," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial source said today.

"And Katie Holmes has been guaranteed fifteen million dollars for the female lead role of Elisabeth."

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