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Tuesday, 29 April 2008

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Source of Pollution

Scientists have today reached a zenith point in their investigations into the causes of climate change. After years of study, they've found one source of greenhouse gasses that is greater than all the man made and natural sources put together, then multiplied by twelve.

'We found this source travelling around on private jets, large limos and living in a huge mansion with a heated pool and no insulation or solar panels,' said Professor Boughtoff of the Royal Metrology Society. 'Then we all watched some horror movie called An Inconvenient Truth which claimed that if we didn't all except CO2 taxes, miles of red tape and a global government, we'd all die in a horrible painful death. The film's announcer simply spewed lies, junk science and manure through the entire film. It didn't take us long to realise that this person was a living walking cross of a volcano and a chimney stack mated with a diesel truck and twenty million jumbo jets.'

The IPCC has taken these findings to heart and has immediately released a 'wanted dead or alive' poster for the carbon spewing individual, with the reward being set at three trillion dollars worth of carbon offsetting credits.

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