Written by Maditude
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Armageddon, Mayans

Saturday, 26 April 2008

image for The World Ended - Few Fatalities
Not much happened when it ended.

The End of the World occurred this morning at approximately 9:30 GMT with surprisingly very few fatalities. Two fishermen drowned in China and a shepherd in New Zealand suffered a heart attack, but those appear to be the only fatalities.

"All the hype about doom occurring when the end of the world happening turned out to be a hoax," laughed Dr. Ishtar Gumpa, a Geophysicist at the University of Bombay. "Personally, I think the real disaster will happen when pigs fly."

A Crisis Intervention Summit
among the G-8 countries was canceled after determining that the end of the world did not bring about a worldwide crisis.

Make Maditude's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 3?

3 25 6 15
52 readers are online right now!

Go to top