The End of the World occurred this morning at approximately 9:30 GMT with surprisingly very few fatalities. Two fishermen drowned in China and a shepherd in New Zealand suffered a heart attack, but those appear to be the only fatalities.
"All the hype about doom occurring when the end of the world happening turned out to be a hoax," laughed Dr. Ishtar Gumpa, a Geophysicist at the University of Bombay. "Personally, I think the real disaster will happen when pigs fly."
A Crisis Intervention Summit
among the G-8 countries was canceled after determining that the end of the world did not bring about a worldwide crisis.