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Topics: Obesity, Fat, X-Ray

Friday, 25 April 2008

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Fat, but regular bones

Shaniqua Adams a 30-year old grandmother of four was today exposed as a fraud by doctors at New Orleans General Hospital today.

Her close friend BanoffeePie Smith told reporters the whole story today at a press conference at her trailer park in the Hamptons.

"Shaniqua was always a big girl but said it was down to her 'big bones'. Well yesterday I had to take her to the hospital after her boyfriend Billy Bob Joe Junior threw an empty bottle at her and it got stuck in her camel toe.

"The doc did an x-ray and there it was, clear as day, her bones were just normal size. Doctor said she was just one big fat b*tch.

"Last year we all raised money for her, you know to help her with her big bones and I think we should get our money back. We had a big concert in the trailer park and we even got Blind Willy McWilly to play. She spent all the money on waffles - said it was medicine. turns out she was just one big fat b*tch."

Shaniqua declined to comment and asked us to direct any questions to her hand as she wasn't currently listening.

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