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Topics: Guantanamo

Wednesday, 23 April 2008

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Whole New World Commissary Offers the Poisoned Apple Snow White Snackie

Cubans, long deprived of the unhealthy wonders of American capitalism, have begun in the thousands to gather around the barbed-wired, electrified and nuculear radiated fence around Casmp Justice. The reason for the communist penal envy is the assemblage of fast food mangers, two outdoor movie theaters, a miniature golf course and a nine hole course with very few minefields.

Like an American amusement park in an US inner city, the road from Camp Justice leads to deeply troubling site after site. Camp X-Ray is the first stop on the Guantanamo bay Whole New World Tour. Animal cages, wherein real humans, many innocent, were held in the broiling southern sun, imprisoned like the US poultry industries' meat products.

Next stop, Camp Delta is another series of zoo cages with an exquisite view of the sea from atop cliffs where people were tortured. A bit of humanity is now introduced into the Disney- sponsored Whole New World Anti-Terrorism Tour. Camp 4 has been reserved for the baker's dozen of compliant prisoners who live on a kind of old west town college campus where they get to sleep dormitory style and go on an annual spring break to Camp Delta Delta Delta.

Camp 5 and 6 is the next stop on the Water boarding Magic carpet ride. Here the now majority of prisoners live in 1950's Sing-Sing Penitentiary conditions. Each cell block has a politically correct, Iraqi- style democratically elected Imam. While we were there we were treated to the Imam and his loyal flock praying for death to come soon...

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