Written by Zar Casm
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Tuesday, 22 April 2008

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Will she be smiling tomorrow? Mugabe say's YES!

In a surprise move the Clinton Camp is reportedly looking to enlist the help of Robert Mugabe to secure the desired result in the critical Pennsylvania Primary.

While pre-polling indicate a close election result, it is reported today that Clinton Advisers are not taking any chances and are impressed by Mugabe's ability to snatch victory from the jaws of electoral defeat.

How this move will go down amongst Pennsylvania's older population and blue-collar constituency is anyone's guess however Clinton advisors appear unperturbed. "I spoke to Mr Mugabe late yesterday for some electioneering tips" a Clinton Aid told Spoof.

"He suggested we encourage a 'crush' of voters early in the poll and to ensure we 'follow the undecideds' and most importantly, 'don't be concerned by early results, there is more than one way to skin a demo-cat'."

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