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Monday, 21 April 2008

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Grumpy - Alledged Polygamy Victim

Acting on a tip off from the evil queen, Texas officials have entered the compound of the Church of the Seventh Vertically Challenged Adventists and taken Snow white into custody.

It is believed to be part of the broader polygamy investigation and centres around the relationship between her and the seven men she resides with.

An Eldorado county spokesperson stated "Unlike the other high profile case this investigation focused on a single white female seducing multiple male partners and entering into common law relationships with them."

"There are no know children of the relationships although some unauthorised diamond mining has been rumoured on the property."

"At least one of the men appears to be mentally deficient with others also showing various signs of abuse such as sleep deprivation and unusually specific moods."

"There also seems to be a consistent physical type of man she sought out."

Mr Handsome Prince, legal representative of Ms. White denies that any union exists or that any coercion was used to keep the males at the compound.

"My client is way to hot for these guys to even dream of hitting it with her. Any talking mirror can see that."

"If anything Ms White always suspected that the men had an unnatural relationship with each other and they resided on the property together well before my client came on the scene."

"This will be the easiest case to win since I prosecuted Goldilocks for break and enter."

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