Bremem, Germany-A cat belonging to Hess Guelfer is believed to posses the soul of Nazi felon Adolf Hitler. Suspicions began when the cat selectively attacked Jews near the community.
"Coming from a cat, it seemed as if everything was fine, but after a while it got worse" said owner Gunther Schuzenhoff.
Suspicions got even worse when the cat somehow managed to scrath out a Nazi swastika out of a couch.
"At that point it was a bit scary, yet interesting," said Schuzenhoff. "I started doing some experiments to see what was going on in the cat's mind,"
When the cat was shown the Star of David, it jumped at the piece of paper and ripped it apart, yet was very obedient when shown a swastika.
"At that point I decided to bring in a pet mind reader," recalled Schuzenhoff.
He brought in world famous mind reader Martha Stewart.
"It was my pleasure," said Stewart. "Hopefully it would cleanse my name. I didn't mean to Insider Trade! I just happened to read the minds of IMClone Executives!
Stewart found out that the cat was carrying the soul of none other than Adolf Hitler.
"Finding it out was amazing" Stewart recalled. "Mindboggling."
Schuzenhoff and the cat, named Hess, are scheduled to tour the nation in the next couple weeks.