Berlin, Germany- Late yesterday local authorities found a stash of cocaine hidden at a local McDonalds. After investigation, police found out that McDonalds would smuggle cocaine to the drug customers through ice cream. The customer would hand the cashier a note that said "Ich bin hier für das wohlschmeckende weiße Material, Kamerad.", or "I'm here for the savoury white stuff, comrade.".
Herr Weisenhoff, who is leading the investigation, said that the act was "totally unacceptable and would be dealt with gravely. We will not rest until we catch any others who were involved with this and take care of them too. At this point we are not sure whether it is the McDonalds chain to blame or just this restaurant."
VerbrechencUntersuchungs-Forschungszentrum, or Crime Investigation Research Center, a Berlin-based think tank also has some Ideas.
"At this point we cannot rule out any possibilities." says Reinhard Schumacher, head of he investigation, " I do think this might have to do with the slogan, 'I'm Lovin it'. It might be a code message, an operation, anything. This is a very real possibility."
"McDonalds is appalled at the actions of the Berlin restaurant. We will be shutting it down as soon as the investigation is over," said Moritz Hermann, a McDonalds representative in a press conference last yesterday.