Someone will take over for President Bush on January 20,2009. Such inevitably leads to tell-all books by many D.C. insiders, cronies, and those close to Bushy.
With the publishing business growing like Topsy and the Internet disseminating everything from church sevices to homemade porno of the honeymoons of the rich and famous, expect a rash of books that overnight can change an unknown into a millionaire when using the right words to describe the machinations of the Bush administration over the almost past 8 years of buffoonery.
Having done our homework, Dissociatve Publishing has learned who and what are planned to hit the bookstalls come January, 2009 and even earlier. As a not-for-profit group, we track the book market in all its segments.
Here are our latest findings from our investigative team and journalists. (Release dates are not available, as yet.)
- RICHARD (DICK) CHENEY
Lesbo Daughters Are A-OK!
How I Ran The War
Secrets of Der Bunker
Great Hunting From The Duck Blind
Choosin' The Right Ammo
Bad President, Bad War!
Detecting Deficiencies in Military Hardware
CONDOLEEZZA (CONDI) RICE
A Black Women In The Oval Office
Interracial Hanky-Panky In The White House
A Black Woman Tells Off Big Shot Foreign Politicos
Romps With Bushy, Dicky, Wesley, Snoop, And Other Dudes
Late Night Meetings With My President
GEORGE W. BUSH
23 Profiles In My Courage
Osama Got Away?...We Won Anyway!
Why A Laura And Not A Hillary
Maneuvering Jets Onto Abraham Lincoln
The Pet Goat and 9-11: Lessons Learned
Being President for Dummies (a Dummies book)
Quotes Of A Great President
Towards A New English Grammar
My Achievements For America!
Putin: Still A Commie!
Almost Leaving Laura For Condi
Snow Jobs On The D.C. Press Corps
More Snow Jobs On The D.C. Press Corps
An Unhappy Hubby After 9-11
Wasn't I A Sweety?
BARBARA & JENNA BUSH
Even Good Girls Run Amok On Campus
Ignoring The Secret Service On All-The-Way Dates
"WHITE HOUSE CHEF"
Everything Topped With Ketchup, Again, Mr. President?
Mountain Oysters Every Sunday
No More Bar-B-Qs!
SECRET SERVICE AGENTS (U.S Treasury Department Series)
Speak English And We'll Protect You, Sir!
GEORGE H. W. BUSH
Almost A Dynasty
Travels With Bubba
Good Redneck, Good Friend