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Friday, 18 April 2008

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"Larry...people want dirt and sex and these books make millions overnight!"

Someone will take over for President Bush on January 20,2009. Such inevitably leads to tell-all books by many D.C. insiders, cronies, and those close to Bushy.

With the publishing business growing like Topsy and the Internet disseminating everything from church sevices to homemade porno of the honeymoons of the rich and famous, expect a rash of books that overnight can change an unknown into a millionaire when using the right words to describe the machinations of the Bush administration over the almost past 8 years of buffoonery.

Having done our homework, Dissociatve Publishing has learned who and what are planned to hit the bookstalls come January, 2009 and even earlier. As a not-for-profit group, we track the book market in all its segments.

Here are our latest findings from our investigative team and journalists. (Release dates are not available, as yet.)


    Lesbo Daughters Are A-OK!
    How I Ran The War
    Secrets of Der Bunker
    Great Hunting From The Duck Blind
    Choosin' The Right Ammo
    Duck! Duck!


    Bad President, Bad War!
    Detecting Deficiencies in Military Hardware


    A Black Women In The Oval Office
    Interracial Hanky-Panky In The White House
    A Black Woman Tells Off Big Shot Foreign Politicos
    Romps With Bushy, Dicky, Wesley, Snoop, And Other Dudes
    Late Night Meetings With My President


    23 Profiles In My Courage
    Osama Got Away?...We Won Anyway!
    Why A Laura And Not A Hillary
    Maneuvering Jets Onto Abraham Lincoln
    The Pet Goat and 9-11: Lessons Learned
    Being President for Dummies (a Dummies book)
    Quotes Of A Great President
    Towards A New English Grammar
    My Achievements For America!
    Putin: Still A Commie!
    Almost Leaving Laura For Condi


    Snow Jobs On The D.C. Press Corps
    More Snow Jobs On The D.C. Press Corps


    An Unhappy Hubby After 9-11
    Wasn't I A Sweety?


    Even Good Girls Run Amok On Campus
    Ignoring The Secret Service On All-The-Way Dates


    Everything Topped With Ketchup, Again, Mr. President?
    Mountain Oysters Every Sunday
    No More Bar-B-Qs!

    SECRET SERVICE AGENTS (U.S Treasury Department Series)

    Speak English And We'll Protect You, Sir!


    Almost A Dynasty
    Travels With Bubba
    Good Redneck, Good Friend

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