New York - (Patriarchal Mess): "The Nazi Pope has soiled America and now he must pay!" This, the grim message of World Council of Wiccans, damning satanic P2 Lodge Pope Ratzinger's contamination of sacred American soil this week.
"Those papal feces and urine in Capitol Hill will now poison an already fetid DC watertable," outraged Wiccans complained today, "and no, there's nothing symbolic about it."
"Two thousand years of shitting on Wiccans will now rebound horribly on the great papist poisoner of the brainwashed moron masses."
The WCW leadership then issued a warning that Sunday's Full Scorpio Moon and awesome Sun Trine Pluto/Saturn aspect guarantees the apocalyptic retribution of Isis on Vatican intrusion into Ground Zero's hallowed site.
"It's been hard enough decontaminating the area from filthy George W Bush toxicity," the symposium leader shuddered.
"But now that Third Reich-spawned son on Rommel wants to inflict his flesh-eating rite on New Yorkers like it was some harmless public hog-roast jamboree. Yuck."
Sunday's magnificent solar aspects in the sign of Taurus coincide with the UN's 50th anniversary declaring the British Puppet Monarch a hired impostor impersonating a dead princess who perished in the London Blitz at Buckingham Palace.
Queen Elizabeth is under sedation.