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Thursday, 17 April 2008

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Bush debates Pope on whom is the biggest hypocrite; the argument was settled by a game of paper football. As usual, Bush lost

Pro- Life and Pro- War Bush evoked his common ground with the Pope who recently served as the head of the Office of the Holy Inquisition by his allusion to the sanctity of life.

Not to be outdone in the contest called by critics a duel to the hypocritical death; Pope Benedict who regularly shielded pedophiliac priests from the consequences of their violation of innocent children renounced the US pornography industry and stood erect for the protection of children.

Bush not to be outdone boasted of his protection of embryos while hundreds of thousands of mature embryos, also known as innocent Iraqi and Afghani citizens went to their graves.

Well-spoken Benedict countered that his opposition to gay lifestyle and remarriage has made more people miserable than Bush has made people dead.

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