After years of searching, Osama has finally been located, and in one of the most unlikely places, the president's bed.
From the safety of the presidential linen, and possibly from inside George Bush ( I think we all know what I am implying) Bin Laden has organised several terrorists attacks across the world. If only he had been found sooner, maybe these attacks never would have happened. And for some reason, the finger is being pointed at George Bush!
"I never realised it was Bin Laden!" Said Bush. "I though it was a different terrorist who liked to blow things up, and kill people, and hated Americans, and had a beard! Come on, it's an honest mistake, any one could have done it! Now watch this drive..."
Bush has been arrested on suspicion of being a dipstic. And to make matters worse, Bin laden has accused Bush of sticking his "gun" into Bin Laden's "cave".