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Sunday, 13 April 2008

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Once again, Bush sets down the facts and straightens out the confused

Due to the recent controversies with the Olympic torch marathon, the treatment of Tibet, and the tainted food and toys imported into the United States from China, President George W. Bush has said that he is "unsure of the whole situation."

"First off, I thought that China was a town located outside of San Francisco. My parents took me on vacation there once when I was a kid and I also saw the Jack Nicklaus movie about it. After the opening ceremonies were over, I thought that Laura and I could get some Chop Suey and then catch a 49ers or San Francisco Giants game."

"Second, What's with this Beijing place? I thought that the Olympics were supposed to be in Peking?"

"Third, I don't understand what Dolly Llamas have got to do with this. Llamas are from South America, and everyone knows that Tibet is in Africa."

"Fourth, why would kids want dollys of llamas when other animals are so much cuter? The twins always liked playing with My Little Pony."

"I really wish you people would clear this all up and stop trying to confuse everyone."

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