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Sunday, 13 April 2008

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Following his adventures in the ladies underwear shop, Daniel was seen entering a house of ill repute, where he was reported to have shown his credentials to a dusky maiden in the hope of an intimate musical performance for a private audience;

When questioned by the Sensual Entry Xion (Society) the dusky maiden was seen to be flustered and said Daniel`s credentials were most impressive so she agreed to play his flute and rattle his maraca`s to harmonize as he sang "Just a Thong a Twilight".

Her expertise on the flute was seen to be amazing as she went down the whole of the reed producing a guttural resonance to Daniels perfect falsetto.

Afterwards Daniel gushed as he had never done before, his donation was well received by all present, who joined in to complete the daisy chain to the rendering of "Land of Hope and Glory".

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