On a flight to Australia, Katie Price was arrested when her over sized breasts exploded, covering several passengers in a gel like substance.
Jordan is being held overnight in a Chinese prison, to await trial next week. She waved away any accusations of terrorism, saying it was the high pressure in the plane that made her breasts blow up.
British Airways are being blamed for this incident, for allowing Jordan to fly in the first place! So what will BA do to prevent this from happening in the future.
"Breast scans!" Says BA spokesman. "Before boarding a flight, all women must have their Breasts examined by a group of experts. If the Breasts are too big, or contain any trace of explosives, we will chop them off and allow the passenger to resume their flight."
Although no one died, it was a horrific experience for passengers seated nearer Jordan.
"It was disgusting! There was loads of goo and slime and it tasted disgusting, like bacon cooked in piss!" says 4 year old Timmy.