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Saturday, 12 April 2008

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Vienna, Austria - (Sieg Heil Mess): An etching in Vienna's religious museum of Jesus and his apostles dressed in SS uniforms during the Last Orgy Supper has identified a huge fanbase of Austrian P2 Lodge aficionados.

Pilgrims have come on foot from as far away as Leipzig or Saltzburg to see the iconic artwork executed by sculptor Alfred Hrdlicka.

Austrian Primate Cardinal Christoph Schoenborn is said to be so gladdened by it that he has commissioned curtains for his archbishoprick in the Hrdlicka design portraying the Third Reich's naked and kinky table d'hote on Good Friday Eve.

"Next month we hope Pope Ratzinger will come to bless our little bit of Austrian heaven," the Museum's curator Deitrich Goebbels said today.

The Turin Shroud is in a Riyadh bank vault.

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