Written by Cruella Divine
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Topics: China, Tibet

Tuesday, 8 April 2008

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The Chinese government is a wee bit upset over the protests of the Olympic Torch relay in London, Paris and soon to be San Francisco. They want to put a stop to the bad publicity immediately.

Chinese Olympic Committee spokesperson XiXi (aka Pot Sticker) says "We are tired of these people trying to put out our flame. We are a kind nation, a compassionate nation but the limits to our patience have been reached.

"We are going to set a Tibetan Monk afire and be done with it. I would like to see the protesters put that one out quickly.

"We are doing the monk a favor because he will be immediately going on to one of his next lives while we will be going on to our next round of profits.

"It's a win win situation for all. Let the games begin!"

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