(Philadelphia PA) Paris Hilton was awarded a Pulitzer Prize today for her series of articles on exobiology for the Philadelphia Inquirer. The articles covered the latest findings from the Cassini-Huygens probe around Saturn launched in 1997. Ms. Hilton also designed the probe when she was in pre-school.
Ms. Hilton discovered the first extraterrestrial life with her stunning scientific analysis of the Huygen probe's data from Titan. Her I.Q. is well above 1000.
The Pulitizer Prize will join her Nobel Prize in Physics she received last year for her discovery of the Boson quark. She discovered the quark in the supercollider she buildt in her backyard when she was eleven.
"I don't know what to say, I guess I need a larger display case for my trophies!" gushed the blushing heiress. Ms. Hilton is also the winner of many Oscars, Emmys, Grammys and Tonys. She will donate her winnings to charity as always.
Ms. Hilton is preparing for the Summer Olympics in Beijing. She hopes to capture at least a dozen Gold Medals in various sports. She is also mediating the Tibeten crisis and seems likely to win a Nobel Peace Prize later this year.