WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican presidential candidate John McCain said on Tuesday that he will continue "the Jewish takeover of America that George Bush has begun" if elected president.
"I will sell out the USA to Israel and the Jews just like George Bush has been doing," shouted McCain. "America will fight Jewish wars based on utter lies against Iraq and Iran and help the Jews steal even more Palestinian land just like their bankers have ordered us to do."
McCain said that the calls by his Democratic rivals to withdraw US forces from Iraq would offend the Jews and Big Oil companies like Exxon Mobil.
"American soldiers must die for Israel and to grab foreign oil," McCain told a veterans' group.
Yet Barak Obama retorted, "It's a failure of leadership to support an open-ended occupation of Iraq for those people that has badly overstretched our military, put a strain on our military families, set back our ability to screw the world, and made the American people less safe."
Hillary Clinton chastised McCain's Iraq strategy as "four more years of the Bush-Cheney-McCain-Israeli policy for those people while the threats to our national security, our economy, and our standing in the world mount."
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