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Monday, 7 April 2008

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Researcher had to test Hiltons spinal fluid, just to be sure she was actually human

TheSpoof.com - Multimillionairess Paris Hilton is rumoured to be a nominee for a Nobel Prize in Medicine after she assisted researchers in proving that it is infact possible for a modern day human to have an IQ lower than 13.

The heiress modestly told TheSpoof.com that she didnt have to do much. I just had to do the little IQ test thingy. It was really easy, not challenging at all.Ms Hiltons exact words.

Mr Guy Guye one of the many researchers that tested Paris told us he was puzzled and shocked by Ms Hiltons scores. With an IQ of 12.59, Ms Hilton is a first class idiot, no doubt about that. I mean with an IQ that low, its a wonder she didnt try to eat the test paper.

However, Paris Whitney Hilton will be nominated for a Nobel Prize as she has single handedly proven that despite our highly developed brain capable of abstract reasoning, language, and introspection;Homo Sapiens are actually the dumbest of the bipedal primates and not the earlier homonids as popularly believed.


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