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Friday, 4 April 2008

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This Hebe's heart palpitates for his Lantzmen

In conformity with the millennium old Good Friday prayers of the Roman Catholic Church, Holy Father Pope Ratzinger will visit a NYC synagogue in order to convert the Jews.

Pope Benedict the Sixteenth, always the straight-shooter, explained that if you really believe in your religion, then of course you want to spread that capital "T" Truth.

"How could you be a person of love and truth and not try to bring the infidel into the fold of the saved. I could not go to Hyme town and not try to catch some gefilte fish for Christ. After all our Jewish Lord must be lonesome in the heavenly kingdom without his lantzmen. I'm bringing Jews to Jesus, so the Hebe can bond with his Hebrew bruthas and sistas!"

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