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Wednesday, 2 April 2008

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Two hundred times bigger than Grimsby's notorious John Prescott Tower pictured here

Jeddah, Sordid Arabia - (Camel's Ass Mess): Plans by Riyadh's top second hand car salesman Prince Alwaleed to erect Sordid Arabia's first mile high skyscraper have been branded a lurid brothel fantasy.

The 5,200ft erection would consist of thousands of privately-guarded penthouse suites outside the jurisdiction of the kingdom's notorious Mutaween morality police.

Earlier this year Mutaween authority to stop and search anybody suspected of immorality was dealt a severe blow when its Iranian counterpart chief of anti-vice policing was caught an an Eliot Spitzer-style sting running a high class brothel in Tehran.

Subsequent security probes found 99% of Saudi morality cops regularly enjoyed their vacations at some of the Iranian so-called 'hotels' involved in the Tehran brothels scam.

And the top shareholder in one Iranian hotel chain involved in the investigation was named as Saudi's Prince Alwaleed.

"We don't know how he got so rich so quickly," an OPEC source said today, "because he has no oil, diamond or gold assets.

"Maybe other lucrative sources of income have lined his coffers."

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