Britney Spears press office today announced that the multiple-platinum recording artist would be visiting Iraq in early June.
The announcement of Britney's trip prompted celebration and jubilation among local residents in Fallujah, Iraq. Kungfu IceSKater travelled to Fllujah, Iraq to hear first hand how local Iraqis responded to news of her planned trip. "Americans, finally understand the kind of bombs we like" said Abdul Sheikh Har "Bush, you can drop that bombshell on us any time!!" Retired shop owner, Mustafa Ben Halim said, "You white infidels finally get it. Please give this message to Britney for me. Britney, you can disarm me any time of the day but preferably night." Tribal leader Iqtar Waleed said "Britney, this might surprise you but we even know a little rap music here. Go shorty-it's your birthday----we're gonna party like it's your birthday. When I say party, I mean party in the American sense. P.S. please bring plenty of signed G-strings when you come."
Asked to comment on the reaction of local Iraqis in Fallujah, Britney said "Well, I don't know about that but my cousin Bubba says they make Iraqi prisoners squat over each other in sexual positions. Now if that doesn't tell you that Iraqis have good senses of humor, I don't know what does."