George W Bush's reputation took a severe bruising today as it was revealed that he had had an affair with a Whitehouse intern.
This latest setback could spell the end for the President as his reputation takes another beating on the back of allegations he was asleep at the helm on 9/11 and that he twisted the WTC attack facts to enable the US to invade Iraq.
The intern spoke exclusively to the Spoof today but only under the condition that he wished to remain anonymous as his family has no idea that he is gay.
"The president is a very considerate lover" stated the intern as he sat with our reporter in the well-known Washington gay bar Delta Elite located at 3734 10th St in the northeast of DC. "We used to come here as a couple but George was always in disguise so that no one would recognise him for who he was. He liked to dress as the cowboy from the village people, he [the president] said that it made him feel powerful yet vulnerable."
This latest scandal could have come out sooner had it not been for the secret service agents that accompanied the president to the Delta Elite. In the course of protecting the president from harm they "neutralized" 10 gay men who tried to spike the presidents drink with the date rape drug Gamma Hydroxy Butyrate (GHB) so they could take the president back to an apartment on the upper east side and gangbang him.
The Whitehouse denies these latest claims as preposterous and in no way true. A spokesperson said in a briefing that on the dates in question the president was at the Whitehouse listening to his collection of Judy Garland recordings.