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Wednesday, 26 March 2008

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Friends applaud Bush's raghead joke

When Iranian leaders discovered that after five years of war and 4,000 dead US soldiers that Bush Redux, Johnny McC still had not learned the difference between Shiites and Shinola, they proposed that the fifty rival sects in Iraq all switch uniforms to really fuck with the dopey American Bastards.

So Al-Sadr is Al qaida and the New Muslim Revolutionary Front is now posing as The Front for a New Revolutionary Islam. Sunnis have let their Sunni shine on the Shiite bottoms and the vice is now versa.

Bush undeterred still calls them all rag heads; Rice isn't talking since she has just been assigned to pay attention to the Muddle East after all those years as Bush's wife. Elmer Fudd Cheney's gone to the Middle East, as well, to find a cure for his daughter's lesbian tendencies since the Iranian President claims there are no homosexual there and for the good hunting: "I'm gonna bag me a wascawy wabbit!"

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