Written by Sophie Jayne
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Topics: Easter, Easter Bunny

Friday, 21 March 2008

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Easter Cancelled.

Millions of children will go eggless this Sunday as the Eater Bunny is rotting in a prison cell and will not be able to make his usual delivery.

The fluffy bunny was arrested earlier today for Possession of a class A drug during a raid on his luxury burrow. "We found 45 million tons of cocaine buried away in his house, we know it is Easter but we had to bring him in." Said Peter Rabbit, head of the bunny police.

Santa Claus was called on to step in but he refused saying "Sorry folks I am off to the Caribbean for a well earned rest. No offence but don't you think children are getting too fat these days, maybe going chocolateless might do them some good." Personally we think Santa Claus is being a tad hypocritical there, seeing as he himself could do with going to weight watchers!

Santa's weight aside, it still means that there will be no Easter egg delivery's come Easter Sunday, so who will save the day? Looks like we need a hero or a good lawyer to get the druggie bunny out.

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