Written by Dr Edward Maxwell
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Friday, 21 March 2008

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A 16 year old kid from Bombay in India who claims "We are the new kids on the block.Gonna tickle your funny bone for sure. If not, go get an X-Ray test done" has admitted he can not read. His writing skills are pretty appalling also.

The child who's grasp of English is poor, is a writer of drivel that he knows nothing about - however it seems he is receiving assistance from his Mother.

The boy, who can not be named as I don't know it, posted the following for the whole world to see:

"my mom was narrating this story to me just yesterday(would you believe it?! to a 16 yr old!?)

i pretended i didn't know what "anus" means...i wish India wasn't so liberal...anyways..."

It is hoped that the pubescent child learns to read soon. It is also suggested that he attend school rather than write drivel and trawl internet sites trying to obtain inaccurate gossip about Western cult, as is obvious, his comprehension and grammar demand attention.

Silly boy.

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