MANILA, PHILIPPINES - Philippine President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo has already announced a moment ago that due to the worsening status of global warming here on earth, sea levels have increased by a great amount thereby making majority of the Philippine islands to be 350 feet underwater everytime its high tide and 30 feet underwater when its low tide.
Climatologists officialy declared that this submersion of the Philippine islands will happen by next week, 26th March 2008 at about 1.30 PM (PHT).
The Philippine Government has already made negotiations with neighbouring countries for the refuge of the Philippine people and for fleets to save the people in case of the delay of transfer to other countries. The United States, United Kingdom, Canada and Australia has also agreed to give permanent residency to some Filipino citizens with good records and with potential to be a help in their society.
US President Bush, to the anger of the Philippine government, even joked that "If the Philippines will be un underwater trash dump when it is high tide, just imagine what will become of it when it is RED TIDE!"