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Sunday, 16 March 2008

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From his Tehran police mugshot file this week

Tehran, Iran - (Reuterus & Ass Mess) Iran's top morality enforcer and head of the dreaded secret religious police has been arrested in a brothel run by the Holy Roman Emperor VIP escort agency's international division.

Brigadier General Ali Reza Zarei was caught in a similar credit card sting that nabbed New York Governor Eliot Spitzer last week.

Zarei, 69, has been described as the scourge of Tehran's paranoid zealots who roam the streets looking for women whose veils may have slipped from the heads.

CCTV camera surveillance caught Zarei along with Mohammed Bagher Qalibaf, Tehran's Mayor, former police chief and a top contender for President Ahmadinejad's job in next year's elections.

666 hours of videotape was seized along with half a tonne of sex-related paraphernalia, five hundred kilos of cocaine, over $4 million in counterfeit $100 bills and 'enough marijuana to keep the smoking population of Jamaica happy until Christmas 2020.'

Silda Wall Spitzer is 50.

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