Written by Dr Edward Maxwell
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Topics: Marriage, goat

Saturday, 15 March 2008

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"He was a baaastard"

A goat, forced into an arranged marriage with a man from Mumbai (Bombay), is demanding a divorce as the man is entirely unable to satisfy the poor goats sexual needs.

Recent scientific surveys have indicated beyond any doubt that Indian men posses the smallest penises in the world, smaller even than pygmies. The survey also concluded that men from Bombay (Mumbai) had the smallest penises in India, hence the goats frustration.

As goats do not talk and to suggest so would be preposterous drivel, an animal communicator was called in to decipher the animals strange butting behavioural patterns. The communicator was informed that though the chap cared for the goat, indeed he loved her more than anything else in his world, the goat felt that she was entirely sexually ungratified.

The man, who of course wishes not to be identified but is a self promoting writer of sophmoric drivel that one can hardly call amusing or even understand, is simply heartbroken now the goat has left him. He has told his one friend that his next wife would likely be a mouse, or some other smaller rodent like mammal, more likely to feel his manhood, or rather lack of it.

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