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Topics: Gay, Poo

Monday, 10 March 2008

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Marcel Mignet who endured 2 days of agony

What has been though to be a 'gay' turd has been discovered by a trainee proctologist from Versailles. The turd was discovered in the 'Brown District' of Gay Paris last night.

Paramedics were called to an accident where they found the object lying in a glass jar between the tightly clenched buttocks of Marcel Mignet a well known pouffe.

It is thought to have been created by a vacuum caused by suction from the sphincter muscle. This caused poor Marcel a spasm of such proportions that he lay on his bed for two days in agony before his lover phoned for help.

Before having sex, gay men have to evacuate the bowel to ensure there are no obstacles. The turd had a strange pink tinge to it and a pleasant aroma of Carnations.

The turd is thought to be over 2 days old and yet retains the consistency of strawberry mousse. It is 8 inches long and approx 2 inches thick. The stool sample will be sent to fake-doctor and well-known poo inspector, Dr. Gillian McKeith.

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