Afghanistan: Across the afghan border, somewhere in the middle of the vast expanse of golden-yellow sand, we found a rather unexpected inhabitant in the desert. It was green, it was mean, and yes, it wasn't clean.
Our reporters caught a bunch of radish, carrots and cauliflowers "green-handed", undergoing rigorous training to spread the latest means of bio-terrorism...via Veggie power!
Authorities have warned warned all Americans to watch their diet and consume only meat from now onwards, especially if it's not walking at the time. This may come as a relief to all those broccoli-hating kids world wide, but it is in fact a great ploy of the Al Quaeda to keep the Americans from eating healthy. For them, it's a win-win situation.
When asked to comment about the degree of truth in this story, one of the carrots replied, "no, that's totally untrue, even if you're hearing it from a talking carrot".