Written by Jesus Budda
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Topics: Sexy, Spectacles

Sunday, 9 March 2008

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Billy - as he once looked. Not pretty. Not pretty at all.

14 year old Billy was the butt of many school pranks and beatings but all that changed earlier today when he removed his spectacles and revealed himself to be a super stud.

The teenager, who attends St. Studly School For Aspiring Studs, Denver, Col. , always felt out of place amongst his muscular peers. He became accustomed to being trapped for days in lockers and receiving multiple wedgies.

But all that changed when during a class outing to Denver's famous Mork and Mindy Museum, Billy stumbled on a carpet made entirely from Robin Williams chest hair.

"I tripped and my head hit the ground. I wasn't hurt but my nerd spec's were broken", says Billy, "everyone kinda stopped and was looking at me differently".

"I glanced in a mirror and then I saw it - I was a muscular He Man. My whole life has changed. I'm dating every Playboy from the last 3 years. It's great".

"I never understood my my parents enrolled me at St. Studly's but now I realize I've achieved my true potential".

Billy is also considering a name change too.

"I think '6-pack Man' sounds a little better than Billy, don't ya think?" , said the smiling lad.

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