The makers of the Wonder Bra have announced a new line of Wonder Boxer Shorts for men. Dubbed the "Wonder Pants", the male underwear 'enhancer' works much the same, as it's female equivalent.
"It makes you look much more…fuller", said a spokesman, "I'm wearing a pair right now. I can dial the telephone from across the room while standing right here. Wanna see?".
Critics have said it demeans 'small' men and have attacked the fashion industry's motives. They've also raised safety concerns after one man who was wearing the new underwear became trapped in the revolving doors at his workplace and was only freed after the emergency services were called.
Another alleged incident is being investigated following a hot-looking female dwarf got poked in the eye by a man wearing the Wonder Pants.