After revealing that nearly 70% of the world is oblivious of USA's annual star-studded sports event, the superbowl, BBC (Bureau of Bureaucratic Copycats) has made another amazing revelation, the Bangladeshis want a share of the USA's super large "super bowl"!
If scientists are to be believed, changing the name of this sports event is inevitable and extremely necessary, lest the Chinese and African hunger-struck should demand their share of the super-large "super bowl's" contents.
Perhaps the people of these countries believe that the bowl contains food, but as we all know, all it contains is a lot of money with a few topless women, which may provide temporary relief to the eyes, but not much for the stomach (unless you're a cannibal).
One Bangladeshi remarked, "all we are saying, is give us the bowl"...
Another cried, "we gave the world our rice, but for the Americans, that would not suffice"
While writing this article, two of our reporters were killed for their bad verses...RIP