UN ministers revealed yesterday that they have come up with a plan to solve both the growing food crisis in the third world, and still be economically friendly at the same time.
The first stage of this scheme will be to get together all the clinically obese people in America, so most of their population, the UK and the rest of the world. then shoot them all. Then give the carcases to Mc Donalds/Burger king and other fast food restaurants to be made into Burgers. This will prevent the obese from eating up the worlds food and plant resources.
Next, ship all the burgers over to the third world countries. This will give them a plentiful supply of food for many years to come.
Mr O. Bese (president of the international society of obese people) released this statement in response to the UN's motive:
"We are not eating up the worlds resources. If the UN shoot us surely they will be wasting loads of resources on the bullets?"
As Mr O. Bese left the news conference a white minivan pulled up and the driver got out and asked whether there was a Mr O. Bese there because he had an order of:
- 500 chocolate eclairs
- 200 pizzas
- 1000 tubs of ice cream
- and 100 bacon and cheese burgers