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Wednesday, 5 March 2008

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Appeased.....just like the Nazis

Caribbean - (Shambolic Mess): International drug barons like Prince Charles are operating with rampant impunity the UN warned today amid reports the Puppet Monarchy's heir-of-the-dog-apparent is to rendezvous with the first of five Russian-built Bogota mini-subs in the Caribbean later this week.

The UN's annual report into the International Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association says that a policy of appeasement has allowed the fetid KGB/Mossad tosser to run riot and accumulate a staggering £250 million cash pile from his so-called fair trade organic exploits.

New smuggling routes such as special Department of Homeland Insecurity clearance for in-transit Clarence House baggage has eased the way considerably for Charles' operations.

The use of drug mules like Camilla and Kate Middleton has also made a considerable difference to his cash-flow position.

"And all those Highgrove Estate poly tunnels - you really think he's hybridising a new generation of Costoluto Guernsey tomatoes?" the report asks.

"It's all a hydroponics experiment for indigenous cultivation of coca bushes," the report warns, "cunningly dressed up as Duchy Originals winter brassicas."

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